Modern Times ------- As the TV gets louder so too does my internal monologue Spouting truisms and narrating the crucifixion of personality I condemn the heretics from my unlikely castle Trading criticism for real news, adjusting to the outrage The ocean burns softly and penguins light up their cigarettes Two packs a day, now that the doctors have all flown south The mountain goats sport suntans And perfect the art of the slip-and-slide My world has dissolved into a parody of itself Talking behind it's own back and dissolving the fourth wall Asking: How long have you known?